Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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