Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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