she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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