Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Randomize
