is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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