Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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