How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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