I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
