would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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