I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
