You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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