how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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