i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Randomize
