So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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