we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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