i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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