i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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