So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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