i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This girl is more easily done than said...
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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