Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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