problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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