Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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