Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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