check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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