I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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