Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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