Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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