Im at strip club and am horny
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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