was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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