thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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