Don't you send me to vm
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Randomize
