It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
