worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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