let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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