grandma shit on top of the toilet
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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