last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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