Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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