so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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