At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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