it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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