Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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