I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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