The brown eye won't let me do that either.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
