Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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