Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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