your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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