Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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