Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
