So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument