Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Everyone says I win the strip club
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