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(856): View more from New Jersey

So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them

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(856): So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them http://tfl.nu/pyve

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(913): View more from Kansas

I love sluts.

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I end my prayers with that every single night.

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(913): I love sluts. (402): I end my prayers with that every single night. http://tfl.nu/8il0

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(310): View more from California

I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.

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(310): I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember. http://tfl.nu/e7ka

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.

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(781): picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already. http://tfl.nu/ugv0

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(513): View more from Ohio

thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers

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its only a rough draft.

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(513): thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers (440): its only a rough draft. http://tfl.nu/pfud

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...

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Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.

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(724): I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move... (412): Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am. http://tfl.nu/4pbg

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(828): View more from North Carolina

last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.

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(828): last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew. http://tfl.nu/yza6

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(218): View more from Minnesota

The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

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(218): The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME http://tfl.nu/4k9l

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.

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(860): I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS. http://tfl.nu/9u6p

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(585): View more from New York

He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."

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(585): He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry." http://tfl.nu/vnva

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(260): View more from Indiana

Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.

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(260): Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide. http://tfl.nu/8iit

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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.

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(570): I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club. http://tfl.nu/5u2s

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(562): View more from California

I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.

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(562): I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness. http://tfl.nu/jxto

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(706): View more from Georgia

I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.

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(706): I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos. http://tfl.nu/xv9s

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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN

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(574): I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN http://tfl.nu/b0a5

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