And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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