plz talk dirty to me
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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