ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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