If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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