Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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