You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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