He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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