My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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