dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
third nipple confirmed
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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